EMS: Courage and Compassion in Action

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Shawn Godfrey is a certified paramedic and the operations manager for the Village Ambulance Service Inc. in Williamstown
If the Emergency Medical Services trade had fortune cookies, here’s what some might say: You will lose important papers soon.  (Don't let that “Do Not Resuscitate” form out of your sight) It might be that your sole purpose in life is to be a bad example to others. In uniform, you are cleverly disguised as a responsible adult. You're not anti-social. You're just really not a people person. If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. Your patients put the 'fun' in dysfunctional. Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill. It's hard to kill the stupid.  For some reason they're tougher than others. It's only funny until somebody loses an eye.  Then, it's “My eye!”  My parents told me I could be anything.  So I became an a**hole. The circus wouldn't hire me, so I became a Paramedic. Try to see things from your patients' point of view.  Good luck getting your head back out of you’re a**. There's no sense in being pessimistic.  It wouldn't work, anyway. If I got smart with you, how would you know? I used to care, but now I take pills for that. Sarcasm - Just one more service I offer. Your EMS village called; their idiot is missing. If you do it right the first time, nobody can appreciate how difficult it was. You will attract uncultured people to your ambulance. You can't fall off the floor…Duh! Your sense of humor will be sorely tried by the 3 a.m. drunk. If you drop the baby, pick it back up or fake a seizure. Lift with your legs, not your back. Shock me once, shame on you.  Shock me again, I'm kicking  your a**! All bleeding will eventually stop. Sleep is highly overrated. Beware the one who utters the "Q" word, for he shall suffer the wrath of a vengeful paramedic. Everybody is related in a small town. EMS = Earn Money Sleeping Reality is for those who can't handle psych meds. I must be having vision problems, because I don't see that happening. You just can't cure stupid. Laughter is the best medicine.  75 percent of assault victims deserved it. If it feels good to say it, it's probably wrong. Patients that crash in separate vehicles should be transported in separate vehicles. Sometimes it's better to beg forgiveness than to ask permission. It only hurts until the pain goes away. When uncertain, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.  Then call 9-1-1. There's no such thing as a bad call.  However, there ARE calls that don't fit into the protocol, and don't go the way you plan. Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean that your supervisor isn't hiding around the corner. The patient always expands on his medical history and medications list with each upgrade in care providers. Never turn your back on a Proctologist. Never bring your ambulance to a gun fight, at least until it's over.
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Former Harry's Supermarket Under Construction for Restaurant

By Brittany PolitoiBerkshires Staff

PITTSFIELD, Mass. — Construction is underway to transform the former Harry's Supermarket into a restaurant

Late last month, the Conservation Commission greenlit some tree pruning on the property. New windows and a new door can be seen in the front of the building. 

"It's a substantial renovation that's currently underway here," Brent White of White Engineering said, speaking on behalf of the applicant and owner, Huajie Zhu. 

A fire gutted the longtime Wahconah Street supermarket in 2023, and the following year, Zhu purchased the property for $460,000 two years ago to build a restaurant with hibachi in the existing footprint of the more than 100-year-old building. 

White explained that the project has been ongoing for over a year, and the Community Development Board granted the property a waiver to reduce the minimum required number of parking spaces so that additional spaces aren't needed.  

He noted that, looking at the site plan, there is very little room to do so. A mirror will be installed near the sharp turn on Bel Air Avenue to alleviate traffic concerns. 

Pruning will be done on trees in the southeast corner of the existing paved parking lot, as a number of branches are hanging over. The new owners also intend to patch, sealcoat, and re-stripe the parking lot. 

A fire tore through the building less than an hour after the supermarket closed for the day three years ago. An automatic sprinkler system is required for the new use. 

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