Quotes from "Alfred E. Newman?"

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Who is running our country? These "Great Minds" are running our country. Besides "Jingo Jorge" , many of the congressmen have been issueing and sputtering such gems of rhetoric. Some of them you may have remembered from tv state of the union speaches, others from filibusters and blustering denials of involvement in recent scandals. Listen, read, and all shall be revealed, as it is ignored and forgotten. I do not forget. I just write my opinions and shudder. bud1956@yahoo.com Quotes From The Political Sector Most of these are unattributed, but all are purportedly from various politicians' campaigns, statements, etc. * "I resent your insinuendoes." * "No man is an Ireland." * "If we don't make some changes, the status quo will remain the same." * "We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world." * "If Lincoln were alive today, he'd roll over in his grave." * "We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report." * "Candidly, I cannot answer that. The question is too suppository." * "Outside of the killings in Washington DC, we have one of the lowest crime rates in the nation."-- Marion Berry * "Let's jump off that bridge when we come to it." * "To be demeanored like that is an exercise in fertility." * "I deny the allegations, and I defy the allegators." * "If somebody's gonna stab me in the back, I want to be there." * "When you're talking to me, keep your mouth shut." * "Let's do this in one foul swoop." * "I want to thank each and every one of you for having extinguished yourselves in this session." * "We'll run it up the flagpole and see who salutes that booger." * "I would like to take this time to reirritate my remarks." * "The average age of a 7 year old in this state is 13." * "I hate to confuse myself with the facts." * "We have a permanent plan for the time being." * "Family planning has many misconceptions." * "The people in my district do not want this highway bypass, no matter if it goes through or around the city." * "My knowledge is no match for his ignorance." * "As long as I am in the Senate, there will not be a nuclear suppository in our state." * "These numbers are not my own; they are from someone who knows what he's talking about." * "People planning on getting into serious accidents should have their seat belts on." * "In 1994, Americans stand on the horns of an enema."
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Berkshire County Homes Celebrating Holiday Cheer

By Breanna SteeleiBerkshires Staff

There's holiday cheer throughout the Berkshires this winter.

Many homeowners are showing their holiday spirit by decorating their houses. We asked for submissions so those in the community can check out these fanciful lights and decor when they're out.

We asked the homeowners questions on their decorations and why they like to light up their houses.

In Great Barrington, Matt Pevzner has decorated his house with many lights and even has a Facebook page dedicated to making sure others can see the holiday joy.

Located at 93 Brush Hill Road, there's more than 61,000 lights strewn across the yard decorating trees and reindeer and even a polar bear. 

The Pevzner family started decorating in September by testing their hundreds of boxes of lights. He builds all of his own decorations like the star 10-foot star that shines done from 80-feet up, 10 10-foot trees, nine 5-foot trees, and even the sleigh, and more that he also uses a lift to make sure are perfect each year.

"I always decorated but I went big during COVID. I felt that people needed something positive and to bring joy and happiness to everyone," he wrote. "I strive to bring as much joy and happiness as I can during the holidays. I love it when I get a message about how much people enjoy it. I've received cards thanking me how much they enjoyed it and made them smile. That means a lot."

Pevzner starts thinking about next year's display immediately after they take it down after New Year's. He gets his ideas by asking on his Facebook page for people's favorite decorations. The Pevzner family encourages you to take a drive and see their decorations, which are lighted every night from 5 to 10.

In North Adams, the Wilson family decorates their house with fun inflatables and even a big Santa waving to those who pass by.

The Wilsons start decorating before Thanksgiving and started decorating once their daughter was born and have grown their decorations each year as she has grown. They love to decorate as they used to drive around to look at decorations when they were younger and hope to spread the same joy.

"I have always loved driving around looking at Christmas lights and decorations. It's incredible what people can achieve these days with their displays," they wrote.

They are hoping their display carries on the tradition of the Arnold Family Christmas Lights Display that retired in 2022.

The Wilsons' invite you to come and look at their display at 432 Church St. that's lit from 4:30 to 10:30 every night, though if it's really windy, the inflatables might not be up as the weather will be too harsh.

In Pittsfield, Travis and Shannon Dozier decorated their house for the first time this Christmas as they recently purchased their home on Faucett Lane. The two started decorating in November, and hope to bring joy to the community.

"If we put a smile on one child's face driving by, then our mission was accomplished," they said. 

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