Ummm.....Really?

Boston Mayor Tom Menino should really fire his speech writer or stop accepting invitations to speak at sports-related events. Check out what he says during a ceremony revealing the new Bobby Orr statue at TD Garden in Boston.

Did he say 'ionic'? Good lord. And maybe when he said 'Varitek splitting the uprights,' he was referring to this.

I've been watching SportsCenter for a half hour, and they've already played the Menino clip three times. And let's not forget this dandy from the late Ted Kennedy.

For a state with such a rich sports tradition, you wouldn't know it by listening to our elected officials. Speaking of politics and sports, check out our president.

Now this gets me thinking... Do the elected officials here in North County have any hidden athletic skills? We should organize a North Adams vs. Williamstown sports challenge to raise money for charity. I know North Adams City Councilor Mike Bloom can play hockey. Who else in the local governments can excel in athletics?

Seriously, that would be a great way to raise some money for a worthy cause. Whether it's basketball, softball or even a bowling match, I think a lot of local residents would come check this out.

And...Sportscenter just showed the Menino highlight for a fourth time. Poor Mayor. I hope he called in sick today.