Quotes from "Alfred E. Newman?"

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Who is running our country? These "Great Minds" are running our country. Besides "Jingo Jorge" , many of the congressmen have been issueing and sputtering such gems of rhetoric. Some of them you may have remembered from tv state of the union speaches, others from filibusters and blustering denials of involvement in recent scandals. Listen, read, and all shall be revealed, as it is ignored and forgotten. I do not forget. I just write my opinions and shudder. bud1956@yahoo.com Quotes From The Political Sector Most of these are unattributed, but all are purportedly from various politicians' campaigns, statements, etc. * "I resent your insinuendoes." * "No man is an Ireland." * "If we don't make some changes, the status quo will remain the same." * "We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world." * "If Lincoln were alive today, he'd roll over in his grave." * "We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report." * "Candidly, I cannot answer that. The question is too suppository." * "Outside of the killings in Washington DC, we have one of the lowest crime rates in the nation."-- Marion Berry * "Let's jump off that bridge when we come to it." * "To be demeanored like that is an exercise in fertility." * "I deny the allegations, and I defy the allegators." * "If somebody's gonna stab me in the back, I want to be there." * "When you're talking to me, keep your mouth shut." * "Let's do this in one foul swoop." * "I want to thank each and every one of you for having extinguished yourselves in this session." * "We'll run it up the flagpole and see who salutes that booger." * "I would like to take this time to reirritate my remarks." * "The average age of a 7 year old in this state is 13." * "I hate to confuse myself with the facts." * "We have a permanent plan for the time being." * "Family planning has many misconceptions." * "The people in my district do not want this highway bypass, no matter if it goes through or around the city." * "My knowledge is no match for his ignorance." * "As long as I am in the Senate, there will not be a nuclear suppository in our state." * "These numbers are not my own; they are from someone who knows what he's talking about." * "People planning on getting into serious accidents should have their seat belts on." * "In 1994, Americans stand on the horns of an enema."
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MCLA Graduates Told to Make the World Worthy of Them

By Tammy Daniels iBerkshires Staff

Keynote speaker Michael Bobbitt was awarded an honorary doctor of fine arts. He told the graduates to make the world worthy of them. See more photos here.  
NORTH ADAMS, Mass. — Amsler Campus Center gym erupted in cheers on Saturday as 193 members of class of 2026 turned their tassels.
 
The graduates of Massachusetts College of Liberal Arts' 127th commencement were sent off with the charge of "don't stop now" to make the world a better place.  
 
You are Trailblazers, keynote speaker Michael Bobbitt reminded them, and a "trailblazer is not simply someone who walks a path. A trailblazer makes one, but blazing a trail does not happen alone. Every trailblazer is carrying tools made by somebody else. Every trailblazer is guided by stars they did not create. Every trailblazer stands on grounds shaped by ancestors, teachers, workers, neighbors, friends, and strangers."
 
Trailblazing takes communal courage, he said, and they needed to love people, build with people, argue with people, and find the people who make them braver and kinder at the same time.
 
"The future will not be saved by isolated geniuses, it will be saved by networks of people willing to practice courage together. The future belongs not to the loudest, not to the richest, not to the most certain, but to the most adaptive, the most creative, the most courageous, the most willing to learn."
 
Bobbitt was recently named CEO of Opera American after nearly five years leading the Massachusetts Cultural Council. He stressed the importance of art to the graduates, and noted that opera is not the only art form facing challenges in this world. 
 
"Every field is asking, who are we for now? What do we, what value do we create?" he said. "What do we stop pretending is fine. This is not just an arts question, that is a healthcare question, a climate question, a technology question, a community question, a higher education question, a democracy question, a life question. ...
 
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