Quotes from "Alfred E. Newman?"

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Who is running our country? These "Great Minds" are running our country. Besides "Jingo Jorge" , many of the congressmen have been issueing and sputtering such gems of rhetoric. Some of them you may have remembered from tv state of the union speaches, others from filibusters and blustering denials of involvement in recent scandals. Listen, read, and all shall be revealed, as it is ignored and forgotten. I do not forget. I just write my opinions and shudder. bud1956@yahoo.com Quotes From The Political Sector Most of these are unattributed, but all are purportedly from various politicians' campaigns, statements, etc. * "I resent your insinuendoes." * "No man is an Ireland." * "If we don't make some changes, the status quo will remain the same." * "We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world." * "If Lincoln were alive today, he'd roll over in his grave." * "We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report." * "Candidly, I cannot answer that. The question is too suppository." * "Outside of the killings in Washington DC, we have one of the lowest crime rates in the nation."-- Marion Berry * "Let's jump off that bridge when we come to it." * "To be demeanored like that is an exercise in fertility." * "I deny the allegations, and I defy the allegators." * "If somebody's gonna stab me in the back, I want to be there." * "When you're talking to me, keep your mouth shut." * "Let's do this in one foul swoop." * "I want to thank each and every one of you for having extinguished yourselves in this session." * "We'll run it up the flagpole and see who salutes that booger." * "I would like to take this time to reirritate my remarks." * "The average age of a 7 year old in this state is 13." * "I hate to confuse myself with the facts." * "We have a permanent plan for the time being." * "Family planning has many misconceptions." * "The people in my district do not want this highway bypass, no matter if it goes through or around the city." * "My knowledge is no match for his ignorance." * "As long as I am in the Senate, there will not be a nuclear suppository in our state." * "These numbers are not my own; they are from someone who knows what he's talking about." * "People planning on getting into serious accidents should have their seat belts on." * "In 1994, Americans stand on the horns of an enema."
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MCLA Announces Four Finalists for Next President

NORTH ADAMS, Mass. — Massachusetts College of Liberal Arts announced four finalists for the position of president, following a national search. 
 
The finalists were selected by the MCLA Presidential Search Committee and will participate in on-campus visits scheduled for the weeks of April 6 and April 13.
 
The successful candidate will replace President James Birge, who is retiring at the end of the term. 
 
The four finalists are David Jenemann, Michael J. Middleton, Sherri Givens Mylott, and Diana L. Rogers-Adkinson.
 

David Jenemann
David Jenemann is dean of the Patrick Leahy Honors College and professor of English and film and television studies at the University of Vermont, where he oversees recruitment, retention, curricular innovation, and advancement for an interdisciplinary college serving undergraduates from across the university, including UVM's campuswide Office of Fellowships, Opportunities, and Undergraduate Research. 
 
An internationally recognized scholar, he has published three books and numerous articles, with research spanning intellectual and cultural history, mass media, and the intersection of sports and society.
He holds a doctor of philosophy from the University of Minnesota and completed the Institute for Management and Leadership in Education at Harvard Graduate School of Education.
 
 
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